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W newsletterze Vegan Outreach pojawił się link do fragmentu filmu "Everything Is Illuminated". Ta scena przypomina mi nieco sytuację, którą miałam nieprzyjemność przeżyć podczas firmowego obiadu w restauracji hotelu Ibis. Jedzenia dostałam więcej, niż bohater Illuminated, ale towarzyszyła mu równie "bogata fantazja" w przygotowaniu.

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Top 10 funny vegan jokes

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
A: It hasn't been tested on mice.

Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
A. We have to stop meating like this

Q. What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
A. Someone who lost their veg-inity!

Q. What do you call a militant vegan?
A. Lactose intolerant.

Q: What do vegan zombies eat?
A: Graiinnnzzzz

Q: What's a vegan's favourite chat up line?
A: If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea?
A: A salad shooter.

Q: Why did the vegan cross the road?
A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, man!

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